Hello dear readers of REAL Magazine,

In this issue of your favourite magazine, I would like to share my brand new invention. Not only will it have a positive impact on the lives of many people, it might also save lives while making sure people still look cool.

First, let me present the latest coolest thing.
I decided to reinvent alcohol more specifically beer and strong alcohol. Instead of it having 7% strength in alcohol, it will now have a percentage rate of 0%. Not to worry, it will keep its good taste and you will still look cool with a drink in your hands. The bottle will be like all the other alcohol bottles on the market, such as vodka, rum, Heineken, Coors Light, etc. I intend to approach every alcohol company in the world in order to satisfy everyone, because reaching a global clientele is my main focus. The taste will not change. It will be impossible to distinguish the difference between a real bottle of alcohol with a high percentage and my new invention with 0% alcohol.

You might be wondering why? Why would this be a great idea?
What are the bigger issues with alcohol consumption? Driving under the influence which lead to road accidents and binge drinking that might lead to alcoholism and more importantly sexual assaults. The statistics show that among young people, the leading cause of death is car crashes and half of those drivers were under the influence. The statistics also show that during the university years 1 out of every 5 women will be sexually assaulted and half of those rapes are at parties. I personally think that by creating this alcohol with an alcohol level of 0%, the lives of many will be greatly improved. The majority of young adults who drink, do so because they are with friends and don’t want to look uncool, others do because of peer pressure. Wouldn’t it be amazing to party with friends and still be the coolest person around without getting drunk and getting into trouble? With my newest beverage, the taste is the